You don’t join a gang because you are intelligent and have career options in life. You join a gang because you’re an idiot who can’t grasp that “thug life” is only going to lead you to an early grave, or to a government-mandated dating program where a larger, strong inmate is going to name you “Sally.” The most recent rocket scientist to figure this out in Fresno, California, is Sally- er, Randy Mcbride. Randy Mcbride’s flowing hair and delicate features are sure to be a hit in the California prison system.

What did Mr. Mcbride did to earn the attention of the Fresno …read more